This week’s Educating [Geeks] podcast is a live Phoenix Comicon recording. Geek hosts Bri, Sara, Diana, and Jon provide their drinking game rules…and the crowd at Comicon pitches in!

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Take a drink when…

• dazzled by how pretty the men are
• you want to imitate Mr. March
• Donovan hurts his mother’s feelings
• Lady Gaga gives RBF
• Sally takes a drag of her cigarette
• Liz pours a drink at the bar
• the front desk bell is rung
• someone gets in the elevator

Take a shot when…

• someone turns into a vampire
• the Countess’s eyebrows change
• the Countess falls for yet another dark haired blue eyed man
• someone gets shot
• someone dies
• someone checks in
• Sally cries
• the detective looks confused/disoriented
• when there is gushing blood
• Liz is the baddest bitch in the room
• the Countess is practically naked
• when everyone at Devil’s Night does (absinthe preferred)

Waterfall your drink…

• a Vampire is feeding

Empty your glass when…

• Miss Evers has to clean a stain (and do the dishes!)
• a lead character dies
• Iris drinks from the Countess’s private stash

AHS: Hotel Signature Alcohol: Dogfish Head Immort Ale

AHS: Hotel Signature Cocktail: Abstaininthe

• 2 oz absinthe
• 2 oz champagne
• 1/2 lime

Directions: squeeze lime juice into shaker full of ice, add absinthe and champagne, shake, strain into chilled glass. Try not to do anything evil.

AHS: Hotel Official Toast

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