E[G] Drinking Game S4 E05 – Portal 1 & 2

Video games are a lot of fun, but do you know what’s even more fun? Playing a game while you play a game! This week’s Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game lays down the rules for getting (figuratively) smashed while playing Portal and Portal 2. The Educating [Geeks] Enrichment Center is not responsible for any literal smashing that may occur.


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Portal Drinking Game Rules

Take a sip…

  • When you are waiting for your partner in co-op to set things up.
  • Throughout the closing songs.

Take a drink…

  • When here is a reference to cake.
  • When you see a personality core.
  • When you kill your companion accidentally.
  • When you kill yourself on accident.
  • Each time a new element is introduced.
  • When GLADoS sounds sexy (or mean).
  • When you kill yourself so you can start the level over.
  • When you shoot the wrong colored portal.

Take a shot…

  • Every time you fall into the sludge (preferably a brown liquor).
  • When a level is cleared (prefereably an orange or blue jell-o shot).
  • When you hear the phrase, “Still alive.”
  • When you get stuck in an infinity loop.
  • When you successfully complete multiple bounces.
  • When the puzzle is too damn challenging.

Waterfall when…

  • The elevator is rising and hitting all of the switches.

Empty your glass when…

  • You see an entire room full of personality cores.

Portal Signature Alcohol:

Black Hole Brewing Company in Prescott – A space-themed brewery, perfect for reflecting on your brief near-death moon ordeal.


Portal Signature Cocktail

The Drunken Moogal Portal Cocktail was suggested by Devon.

Bri created a new concoction:

The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System Shot

  • 0.3 oz Cake Vodka
  • 0.3 oz Black Cherry Vodka
  • 0.3 oz Cream Liqueur

Pour Cake and Black Cherry Vodka in shot glass, float Cream Liqueur.

Official Portal Toast:

Still Alive!


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