E[G] Drinking Game S3 E07 – Return of the Jedi

This week on what might be the fastest episode of the Educating [Geeks] Drinking Game, we create rules for Return of the Jedi. Most of us know this movie so well, we feel like we were born to create these rules. Can you blame us for blasting through them so quickly? Bri creates another fantastic sounding signature drink inspired by the force, Alice creates a rule for one of the movie’s most famous lines, I continue to express my love for secondary and tertiary characters, and Cassie pokes fun at a famous Star Wars trope. Don’t get cocky, kid, join us for this week’s episode, and if you’ve got your own drinking game rules, share them in the comments!


Take a drink…

  • Every time Luke says something ridiculously cocky
  • Every time you want to cut Leia’s hair
  • Any time there’s an explosion
  • Whenever someone bites it by running into a tree or log
  • For every on screen death
  • Any time Han and Chewie are having a Bro moment
  • Any time there’s an electrical or mechanical malfunction to a piece of imperial equipment
  • Every time a droid stirs your emotions
  • And bow down whenever C-3PO is being an Ewok god
  • And say cheers every time an Ewok helps save the day
  • Take a drink whenever Luke or Vader casually refer to each other as “father” or “son”
  • Any time the Han/Leia/Luke love triangle comes up and, for some reason, it’s still an issue
  • Any time one of your favorite secondary or tertiary characters is on screen

Take a shot…

  • When Akbar says “it’s a trap!”


  • Any time someone’s right arm is damaged or destroyed
  • Any time someone says “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”

Waterfall your drink…

  • For the amount of time that it takes Leia to kill Jabba the Hutt

Signature Alcohol

Honey elderberry wine. This selection from HoneyRun Winery seems like an excellent choice.

Signature Cocktail

Bri’s Balance of the Force Cocktail

In a glass, pour a layer of Maraschino cherry juice, followed by a layer of gin mixed with tonic water. Float a slice of lime on top.


May the force be with you

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